- Weekly Wins
- LocationChicago, Illinois
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I am a narcissistic genius with oppositional-defiant disorder and I don’t listen. I hate rules, and stupid people. I am a decent trustworthy person, and I don’t have an ounce of patience for scammers, cheaters, exploiters, and PC dummies. They can all get fucked.
I like hurricanes, rain, landslides, floods, sinkholes, earthquakes, volcanoes, punk music, and sushi. But nothing gets me off more than HOF swirlies. I used to go out and party way too much, but this game makes staying in easier, and it will end up making me live a lot longer.
My favorite planet is Rocktropia, and I love the people there, and I love my friends in Teamspeak…but I WILL WIN Champions League. That’s all you need to know.